Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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