I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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