You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
