i think i have two assholes
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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