I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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