roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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