Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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