Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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bring money and cleavage
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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