Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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