How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
