His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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