i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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