Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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