I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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