we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
