We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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