Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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