Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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