dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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