You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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