hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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