end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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