he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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