I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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