she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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