Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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