I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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