it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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