Non-Jews are for practice
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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