i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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