It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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