Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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