You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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