no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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