I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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