i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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