I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
People in love make me want to vomit
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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