stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Do vagina's smell?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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