just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Can I color on your dick again?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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