Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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