Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it because I queefed?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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