i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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