So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I will be naked everywhere
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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