Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
