It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Randomize
