i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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