Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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