There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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