in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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