If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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