i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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