What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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