Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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