yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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