And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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