It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think a kid would responsible me up
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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